Four steps. One of them is clicking a button labeled Get LLM List. By the end, you'll have asked an AI a question that never touched the internet.
Ollama is the free, open runtime that actually executes the models. Grab the Windows installer from ollama.com and run it. It sits quietly in the background and listens only on your own machine.
127.0.0.1:11434 — the loopback address. That's a network route that physically cannot leave your computer.Models download once and are yours permanently. No API key, no per-token bill, no deprecation notice. Pick by your hardware:
| Your hardware | Start with | Command |
|---|---|---|
| Any PC (CPU only) | Small & quick (3B) | ollama pull llama3.2 |
| ~8 GB VRAM | The daily driver (8B) | ollama pull llama3.1 |
| 12–24 GB VRAM | Bigger & smarter | ollama pull gemma3:27b |
| For images (vision) | llava | ollama pull llava |
Cryptic Thinking is a portable app — there's no installer, no account, no license key. You download one .zip, extract it, and run it. The catch is that you have to extract it first: running the app straight out of the zip preview will fail, because Windows unpacks it to a temporary folder that gets wiped.
Download CrypticThinking.zip, then right-click it in File Explorer and choose Extract All… Point it at a permanent home you control. A tidy, out-of-the-way choice is your local AppData folder — paste this into the Explorer address bar to jump there, then extract into it:
Documents\Apps\, a spot on another drive — wherever you like, as long as it's not your temporary Downloads folder and not still inside the zip. Extract the whole folder; the .exe needs the files that ship next to it.Open the folder you extracted, find CrypticThinking.exe, and give yourself a one-click launcher instead of digging through AppData every time:
CrypticThinking.exe → Show more options (on Windows 11) → Send to → Desktop (create shortcut)..exe in the folder you extracted — so keep that folder where it is. Move the folder later and you'll just need to recreate the shortcut.In the top-left of the app:
127.0.0.1:11434 (the default — if you didn't change anything, it's right).Ollama isn't running or the address is wrong. Open a terminal and run ollama serve, then check the address field matches 127.0.0.1:11434.
The model is likely too big for your VRAM and spilling into system RAM. Pull a smaller variant (e.g. llama3.2) — a fast small model beats a crawling big one for most work.
Two requirements: you must be in Generate mode (API dropdown, top center — vision doesn't work in Chat mode), and the selected model must support vision (e.g. llava). The capability chips in the app show you what the current model can do.
Totally fine — point the address field at your server's IP and port instead. Your gaming PC or homelab box can serve models to a laptop running the app, all inside your own network.